So many things have happened! We’ve had absolutely no time to update for our dear readers; we apologize. SO guess what! Have you guys heard of that really green place with the huge rocks in the middle of nowhere that have been slowly deteriorating and is no longer a circle? Lol well Chenango was there at the beautiful Stonehenge, where we then went to a nearby town called Salisbury and visited yet another church. Yes London loves their Cathedrals and on top of that we spent a lot of time in the cold that day -___-. But on the bright side, the town is beautiful and the mix of old looking buildings and roads, and new buildings and roads, is pretty cool. But seriously touring is no fun when its cold, London weather is completely unpredictable! I know those of you in New York, or Syracuse, or Chicago are freezing with excessive snow. Well we here are tricked! We get this beautiful warm weather in the 50’s and we wake up to grey cold days in the weekend, the time we are prone to spending the whole day out! But that is only the down side. We’ve been pretty much everywhere here, we went to the markets and though Bumblebee and Voogle did not buy anything, Tortilla and Quema Sopa (now to be known as QS because her name is too long) bought 4 different beautiful dresses for 20 pounds! Which is cheap only 33 dollars! What girl would not be happy with 4 new dresses for 33 dollars? They also bought boots and now they’re going to some new place to buy more shit!! Yes Tortilla and QS have taken over for Bumblebee and our dear Super Chicken who we miss soooo much!
WE ARE SHOPPING FIENDS!!! Ok so I’m exaggerating a bit, but whatever new stuff is so exciting!!! Anyways we went to this new club called Embassy. We happened to have this one guy with us, along with two other darling girls, and so many men stopped, not to say how beautiful we are, NO of course not. They stopped to ask the one guy that was with us if it was his birthday! He received many congratulations for being with so many beautiful women. Hey who could blame them? Oh and guess what your beautiful Latina’s in London found on a Friday night outing…. WE FOUND A LATINO PLACE!!! And guess what the place was called… It’s very original…. It’s called… SALSA
lol but who cares. It was so much fun, Chenango had yet to dance so much until that night and it was simply great. We were also not entirely there in our sober status. Actually we were so drunk, that first we went in the wrong station for the tube. Then we stopped at the store for chips. Of course we had the munchies and then QS Left her stupid bag in the store and only comes to notice when Chenango (London) had gotten on the bus. SO we all had to get off, walk back and get on the bus again. BUT THEN WE GOT THERE, DANCED AND THEN ATE CHIPOTLE!!! Oh that was such a good night. Oh and if any of our followers ever come to London you definitely need to go to the Titanic exhibit. It is so amazing! You get boarding passes with characters and as you go through the exhibit and learn about people etc. you get to find out if you lived or died, along with seeing so much cool shit! We were all in first class and we all survived except for Tortilla who drowned. Poor girl. Before we leave you, though there is so much more to tell, we’re trying to keep it short for next time and leave you wanting more. Let us tell you what BUMBLEBEE AND VOOGLE DID TO TORTILLA AND QUEMA SOPA (yes the whole name is needed for this story). Those two tiny bitches get out of class on Tuesday at 6:50pm. Normally they get lost or like last week stop and drink in a pub. We gave them time to get home. The clock keeps ticking and SO Tortilla and QS begin to call their cell phones (which are here called Mobiles, emphasis on the I) at around 830pm like the worried roommates that they are. Because even so, it does not take a hour and a half to get home. Bumblebee’s phone died, and Voogle turned her phone off!! Tortilla and QS joke about their drinking again, that maybe random drunk Tuesdays are their thing until it hit 10pm and they still weren’t home. Minds begin to run wild. Human Trafficking is common in Europe. Voogle’s mom calls twice, QS ignores her call. How could she explain to Voogle’s mom that neither Tortilla nor QS had seen Voogle or Bumblebee that day? QS and Tortilla start to freak out it hits 11pm and they call the Emergency number the school gave them. It was too early but as soon as it hit 12 SU London said they would go out and look for them. It hits 11:56 QS is sitting by the window freaking out to her mom who is also freaking out and the two missing Chenango members appear walking, Laughing, TAKING THEIR TIME! They went to a freaking play! “We thought we told you,” they said to QS and Tortilla. WE WERE ALREADY IMAGINING THEIR FUNERAL! Thankfully all Chenango members are safe and so with much more to say but too much to write, the Latinas in London leave you all to enjoy the upcoming weekend! BYE!!